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How wonderful to see you here! My name is Petunia Althea Iris Nadine Thorpe, but you may refer to me as Ms. Paint! I would so like to talk; in fact, I am always here if you wish to speak about anything you need at all. Please pardon my, ahem, strange appearance! It comes with being a carapace, you see.

And -- oh goodness gracious, I apologize for my culture insensitivity, but I simply cannot put away the bucket. It is the only fetch modus I have. If it should help at all, think of it as a can of paint! (My oh my; I really SHOULD make some form of cozy for this old thing.)

For now I will end my rambling, and as stated, feel free to chat! I'll speak to most anyone, carapace, troll, human, or otherwise!




askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint:

askpranksterneighborjohn:

yeah, most guys do not wear ladies underwear, but they are soooooooo comfortable. not to mention, most underwear for guys are not as cute.

I will have to take your word for it. I’m afraid I don’t shop for fancy underwear or men’s underwear very often! (To be honest, I don’t shop very much at all, hoho!)

it is ok. unfortunately i have to get going now. you have a nice night! it was nice to meet you.

Good night to you as well, John! Sleep well.

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askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint:

askpranksterneighborjohn:

hehehe. no, i did not buy secrets. “victoria’s secrets” is a store that specializes in women’s undergarments. though they do have other things like pajamas, perfume, makeup, and lingerie.

Oh, I see!

*She paused in thought. Women’s undergarments? But he looks like a young gent. But what if he really isn’t? What if implying that he is not permitted to don ladies’ nightwear would insult him, what if—*

That seems particularly strange of you to stop at Victoria’s Secret, then!

*Attempt at showing an educated mind: a spectacular failure.*

yeah, most guys do not wear ladies underwear, but they are soooooooo comfortable. not to mention, most underwear for guys are not as cute.

I will have to take your word for it. I’m afraid I don’t shop for fancy underwear or men’s underwear very often! (To be honest, I don’t shop very much at all, hoho!)

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askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint:

askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint:

I am fairing nicely myself. Still trying to tidy this thing up, but I met a rather nice young lady. How have you spent your waking hours, Mr. John?

well, i went to victoria’s secrets today. and i found out my secret reward card was worth $100. it is really cool when you get 100 dollars to spend on nice things.

So you were able to buy $100 worth of secrets? How strange; one would think those are things to be kept, not sold. And who is this Victoria lady? She should know better than to sell secrets like products. Hmph!

hehehe. no, i did not buy secrets. “victoria’s secrets” is a store that specializes in women’s undergarments. though they do have other things like pajamas, perfume, makeup, and lingerie.

Oh, I see!

*She paused in thought. Women’s undergarments? But he looks like a young gent. But what if he really isn’t? What if implying that he is not permitted to don ladies’ nightwear would insult him, what if—*

That seems particularly strange of you to stop at Victoria’s Secret, then!

*Attempt at showing an educated mind: a spectacular failure.*

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klainetittany:

If your blog was hacked, go to your theme HTML, and find this and delete it.
Or to make sure you got rid of it all, find your theme HTML, delete everything that’s there right now, and replace it.

klainetittany:

If your blog was hacked, go to your theme HTML, and find this and delete it.

Or to make sure you got rid of it all, find your theme HTML, delete everything that’s there right now, and replace it.

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(Source: alc-xo, via bakingfriends)


askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint:

askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint:

How strange! Regardless, it is simply wonderful to meet you as well! Might I ask how you are doing this evening?

i am doing quite well, thank you! how are you?

I am fairing nicely myself. Still trying to tidy this thing up, but I met a rather nice young lady. How have you spent your waking hours, Mr. John?

well, i went to victoria’s secrets today. and i found out my secret reward card was worth $100. it is really cool when you get 100 dollars to spend on nice things.

So you were able to buy $100 worth of secrets? How strange; one would think those are things to be kept, not sold. And who is this Victoria lady? She should know better than to sell secrets like products. Hmph!

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askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint:

askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint:

askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint started following you

hello there, ms. paint! it is nice to meet you.

Hello there, young man! You look quite like a fellow I met earlier; would your name also happen to be John?

yes, that does happen to be my name! 

How strange! Regardless, it is simply wonderful to meet you as well! Might I ask how you are doing this evening?

i am doing quite well, thank you! how are you?

I am fairing nicely myself. Still trying to tidy this thing up, but I met a rather nice young lady. How have you spent your waking hours, Mr. John?

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askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint:

askpranksterneighborjohn:

mademoiselle-paint started following you

hello there, ms. paint! it is nice to meet you.

Hello there, young man! You look quite like a fellow I met earlier; would your name also happen to be John?

yes, that does happen to be my name! 

How strange! Regardless, it is simply wonderful to meet you as well! Might I ask how you are doing this evening?

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